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chickenkeeping

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

chickenkeeping

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

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lord-kitschener

80s chickens

yemenitehole

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

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chef hats/make-up brush hair

chickenkeeping

i love them thank you for the advice

draconym

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chickenkeeping

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clickthefrog

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

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zzoupz

the most devastating part about being transmasc is that I'm not quirky anymore, oh I like memes and playing games? I'm just like every other boys now. who the hell cares. I don't like talking about boyfriends and makeups? so does every men, idiot. cunt.

zzoupz

I see those posts that are like "only BOYS will understand this 😂😂🤣🤣" and I understand it and I can't even make a snarky comeback bc I am a boy. I'm just one of them. pain suffering etc

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HEY HEY DON'T DO THAT

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zzoupz

why have you made this your life goal

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animentality

One of the most romantic things to ever happen in cinema comes from this sleeper hit movie called RED, which is about a bunch of former spies/assassins coming out of retirement to do a job together.

One of the old spies is Helen Mirren, who has this wonderful exchange with another female character

Victoria (Helen Mirren) You know, I was in love with an agent once.

Sarah Ross What happened?

Victoria (Helen) Well, I was with MI6. And the relationship wasn't... sanctioned. So when it came to light, my loyalty was questioned. And I was ordered to kill him. It was a test.

Sarah Ross What did you do?

Victoria (Helen) I put three bullets in his chest.

And it's like damn.

She cold as fuck? What a mommy. An ice cold assassin, who chose her career over her love.

But then.

You actually meet the guy, who shows Bruce Willis' character the 3 bullet wounds.

And then he says something so beautiful:

Ivan Simanov: [shows Frank his bullet wounds] This was done to me by the love of my life. Three bullets in the chest. When I woke alive, I knew she still loved me. Or else it would have been the head. It was big risk for her, of course, but one does crazy things for love.

And it's like....

how fucking beautiful....

Like just the set up was so good....and the payoff was magnificent.

"I was ordered to kill him...it was a test. I put three bullets in his chest."

"Three bullets to the chest....When I woke up alive, I knew she still loved me."

Like...if she wanted me dead... I'd be dead...she must love me!

If John Wick and Scott Pilgrim didn't inspire 7 Deadly Habits of the Modern Demon Summoner, then RED did.

Assassins that try to kill one another...but can't quite finish the job....their fingers twitch on the trigger, their aim is off, their aim for the chest instead of the head...

just slay me, darlings.